1.Are you single or taken?
single thank the lord in heaven
the last thing i need right now is a significant other
2. Chocolate or flowers?
chocolate bc i'm a fat ass but do you think im picky??? no.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
weLL i'm not doing anything special BECAUSE it's valentines day but i am leaving on a cruise that day
4. Do you like anyone?
nope!! unless adam driver and literally every member of third eye blind counts.. then yea.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
yes that's what i would like to consider the biggest mistake i have ever made
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
not really. last year i was excited bc it was my first valentines day in a relationship.. but other than that i've never been to crazy about it (and even then it just felt like a day so?????)
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
if i have then they're doing a good job keeping it a secret
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
i have and i want to die
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
sometimes little ones
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
13. Do you like candy hearts?
they're a disgrace tbh
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
uhhhhh my ex made my chocolate strawberries... they were so fucking good
15. Is Valentines depressing?
no it's just annoying
16. How is your love life?
i don't love anyone just my dog
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
18. How many roses would you want?
i would be happy with just one
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
the trash can with arms and legs
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
i want to say my friends but probably not lmao
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
probably just 2
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
those chocolate strawberries
like i hate that hoe but CHOCOLATE IS THE WAY TO MY HEART
31. What was the worst?
i have no idea
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day
33. Do you have a crush at the moment?
34. Have you ever been deeply in love?
i was it was a mistake so now i love my dog
35. Longest relationship you've ever been in?
a week shy of 10 months ha
36. Have you ever changed for someone?
uh i tried to NOT CHANGE for someone, does that count??? (but i wound up changing anyway)
37. How is your relationship with your ex
i have one ex who was emotionally abusive and her entire existence is really triggering for me and i want to punch her really badly
and then i have another ex who is a really close friend and is the coolest
they're opposites really
38. Have you ever been cheated on?
nah my ex left me and started sucking dick asap, but i dont think she was suckin dick when she was with me.
39. Have you ever cheated?
40. Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
i wouldnt want a person like that in my life like at all
41. What's the most important part of a relationship?
uh being able to trust someone and be open with them i guess
nd being there for someone when things get rough. even if it isn't easy.
42. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
43. When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
44. How many people have you ever hooked up with?
45. What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
i regret looking at that person i wish we never met
46. What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
47. Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
48. Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
49. Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
yeah but its not for me
50. What do you consider a deal breaker?
polyamory, i'm clingy and jealous and it wouldn't work out for me
also probably a really sexual person who pushed it on me, i'm ace af
51. How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
i was just about to say i havent ended one but i have FUCK
uh i really have no idea. you just feel it and u gotta.
52. Are you currently in a relationship?
i feel like ive been asked this 40 times
53. Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
yeaH!! it all depends on how it ends and how long it is i guess, but i'm friends with an ex. our breakup was pretty mutual though and theyre cool af so idk,,,,,, also i feel like i might be making a bigger deal out of our friendship than it is they probably dont like me that much lmao.
54. Do you think people should date their friends?
go for it
55. How many relationships have you had?
56. Do you think love can last forever?
57. Do you believe love can conquer all things?
58. Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
depends on why. my parents would probably approve/disapprove someone based on looks/gender/sexuality alone so IDK
59. If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
u think this girl is cute now (and she is) but shes gonna change and shes gonna destroy you. dont. dont do it. (also shes not cute anymore)
60. Do you think long distance relationships can work?
yeah but not for me
61. What do you notice first about another person?
i feel like i'm like "ok but are they queer"
62. Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
63. Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
no what the fuck
64. Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
65. Do you want to get married one day?
66. What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
67. Could you be in a relationship without sex?
yeah because i'm ace
68. Are you still a virgin?
yeah because i'm ace
69. What's more important: Looks or personality?
70. Do you enjoy love films?
not really unless they're gay
71. Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
i think sam gave me a sunflower before we dated for like 5 seconds
72. Have you ever had a valentine?
73. What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
we watch star wars and i cry over how much general hux and kylo are in love. they comfort me.
74. Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
yeah it was the worst
75. What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
they have an equal importance to me
76. Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
77. Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
yes but no
78. Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
79. Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
adam driver and me
80. What's your favorite love song?
um that one by dashboard confessional
81. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i dont think so
82. If you're single, why do you think you are?
because the emotional abuse i experienced from my first partner during and after our relationship fucked me up so bad, and i thought i was getting better so i got a lil crush, but then i had to go to school and be around my first partner and then i realized that i can not
83. Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
can the rich guy pay off my college stuff and buy me concert tickets?????
84. Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?
85. Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
86. How important is it to make a relationship official?
its important to me bc im gay and want to die
87. Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
clingy but not the other 2
88. Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
no but my ex has
89. Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
tfw ur emotionally abusive ex made u want to die
90. Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
91. Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
92. What's your opinion on open relationships?
not for me but go for it
93. Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
my family bc they buy me things
94. How do you define "cheating"?
being a bitch
95. Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
yiffs all day long
96. Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
yes why is this quiz so long
97. Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
yes i like to wrap my body around people and then unhinge my jaw and consume them like a snake